and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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