Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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