What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
only if we run a train.
done.
It was confusing and full of hummus
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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