would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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