You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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