Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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