Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
