I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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