id be glad to
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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