Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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