How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
