There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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