"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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