I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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