Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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