There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Randomize
