it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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