We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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