He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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