talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I think your dad took our porno
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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