I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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