Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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