So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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