Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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