I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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