Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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