Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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