He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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