I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
