I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
