This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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