I heard we made out
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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