I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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