Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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