belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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