i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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