Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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