Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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