I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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