She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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