she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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