R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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