I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The adults are the big ones right?
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