So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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