remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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