sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
there is puke in my bra ... again
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