I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Randomize
