xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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