Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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