you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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