You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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