i don't like sucking hair
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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