if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I party with great urgency now.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
