once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I've blown a few things in my day
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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