I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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