Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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